That guy at Radioshack was really nice. He felt bad about not having that thing that you wanted from their Internet store. He felt so bad and is so nice that he's have a ten dollar coupon e-mailed to you. Sounds great right? Yeah, he's enrolling you in some spammy coupon e-mail list. Isn't that great? That ten dollar coupon that he was so nice to give you comes with some strings attached. But he didn't mention that, did he? He also failed to mention that everyone gets that same coupon.
Thanks for ruining my last shred of confidence in you. You should have just asked me if I wanted to be on your spammy e-mail list. Since you misled me and basically lied to me I will never trust your words again.
This rant based on a true story.